A girl commented on my Tissot at the bar and i respond "Thanks, its actually a magic watch"
"Whats so magical about it?" she said to me
I replied "Well, it can tell me personal things about people. Right now, for instance, its telling me that you're not wearing any underwear"
"Well i think your 'magic watch' is broken because i am wearing underwear" she replied with typical New Jersey attitude
I look her dead in the eye and say "Sorry, it must be running a little fast"