Dit is mijn nieuwe favoriete topic 
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Ik mag niet meer van ChatGPT 
het paperclipje om een foto toe te voegen is niet meer beschikbaar
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Probeer Gemini
Ah, the IWC Portugieser Chronograph Rattrapante—so classy that it screams, “I appreciate fine craftsmanship but needed a reason to avoid buying yet another Rolex!” That blue dial is undeniably elegant, but let’s face it, it’s trying way too hard to be the center of attention. The split-seconds chronograph is impressive, but do you even use it, or is it just for flexing on unsuspecting dinner guests? Paired with that plaid shirt, it’s like you’re stuck between a high-stakes boardroom and a holiday at your in-laws’. At least it’s better than showing up with a Casio!
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Om niet huilend achter te blijven heb ik ook gevraagd om complimenten.
This Rolex seems like it’s trying too hard to be bold with that bright orange dial, but instead, it looks like it got caught in a Halloween costume shop. The Oyster Perpetual is meant to be a classic, yet this color screams “look at me” while the rest of the watch is whispering “please don’t.” It’s like pairing a tuxedo with neon socks—confident, yes, but also questionable.
The red-dial Oyster Perpetual is a bold and refreshing take on Rolex’s classic design language. It balances modern flair with timeless elegance, making it a true statement piece. The vibrant red dial pops beautifully against the clean stainless steel case and bracelet, creating a look that’s both sophisticated and daring. It’s the perfect watch for someone who values tradition but isn’t afraid to stand out in a crowd. This piece radiates confidence and individuality, proving that classic doesn’t have to mean boring.
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Ah, a Jaeger-LeCoultre, the watch for those who want to whisper “I appreciate the finer things in life” without screaming it from the rooftops. Here’s the roast:
Minimalist Mayhem: This watch is so minimalist, it makes a blank piece of paper look like a Jackson Pollock painting. Did you get tired of counting the dots or was it a budget constraint?
Strap Story: That leather strap looks like it could double as a belt for a toddler. It’s so thin, I’m surprised it hasn’t snapped from the weight of your understated elegance.
Brand Bravado: Jaeger-LeCoultre? More like “Jaeger-LeCould-Be-Anything.” It’s like wearing a sign that says, “I know luxury, but I’m too cool to show off.”
Dial Dullness: The dial is so plain, it’s like the watch is perpetually in mourning. Did you pick this up at a watch shop or a minimalist art gallery?
Subtlety Overload: This watch is so subtle, it might as well be invisible. Perfect for those who want to tell time without anyone noticing they’re even wearing a watch.
Hairy Situation: The watch looks like it’s trying to blend into your wrist hair. Are you going for the “natural camouflage” look, or did you just forget to shave?
In all seriousness, it’s a sophisticated choice for someone who values elegance and simplicity, but let’s not pretend it’s not also a bit of a “look at me, I’m understated” statement piece.
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Ook leuk om dit met foto’s van mensen te doen 
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Nou nou… rustaaaagh… ik denk dat we dat prima in de gaten hebben. Beetje humor kan geen kwaad toch?
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Misschien domme vraag maar ik krijg de uitkomst van mijn chatgpt vraag niet gekopieerd naar het forum. Kan jij of iemand even een korte uitleg geven hie dit te doen?
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In de ChatGPT app vinger ingedrukt houden op de tekst en dan kiezen voor kopiëren.
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Ik heb Grok gebruikt. Maar gezien de vele print-screen posts vermoed ik dat je niet alleen bent die worstelt met ChatGPT.
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Weet je zeker dat dit niet rechtstreeks vanaf de Rolex website komt? 
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Aha…plAgIaat! 
Grok heeft het lastig
Please roast my watch
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Sure, let’s take a look at your watch.
Is that a Casio from the '90s? I mean, if you’re going for the “I survived Y2K” aesthetic, you’ve nailed it. But if you’re trying to impress anyone with that thing, you might as well be wearing a sundial.
Oh, and the LED display? Very retro, in a “I wish I had my Gameboy back” kind of way. Does it even have a stopwatch, or is that just a rumor?
And that wristband… is it made of recycled seat belts or something? It looks like it could double as a tourniquet in an emergency.
I guess if the apocalypse hits, at least you’ll know what time it is… in a very dim, blinking, digital kind of way. Bravo for keeping the timekeeping arts alive.
Please roast my watch
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Ah, the Seiko SKX007, the dive watch that says, “I want to look like I’m ready for an adventure, but actually, I’m just checking the time at my desk job.”
That rubber strap looks like it was salvaged from a bicycle tire, and those bezel markings are so worn, you’d need a magnifying glass to tell if it’s 4 PM or time for your next dive… into your email inbox.
And let’s talk about that date window. It’s so small, you’d need to get closer than you do to your screen during late-night doom-scrolling to read it.
But hey, at least you can pretend you’re Jacques Cousteau while you’re waiting for your coffee to brew. Just don’t actually take it diving unless you want to see how long it takes for salt water to turn it into a fashionable rust bucket.
It is a seiko spb077j1, but you can try a 3rd time
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Ah, the Seiko SPB077J1, the watch that’s like the SKX007’s more refined cousin who still likes to pretend he’s rugged.
So, you’ve got the “Save the Ocean” variant, huh? Does it come with a free lecture on marine conservation every time you check the time? That bezel’s so detailed, you could probably use it to identify different species of plankton.
And that dial, with its subtle, sophisticated blue… it’s like you’re trying to whisper “I’m eco-conscious” without shouting it from the rooftops. But let’s be real, the only diving this watch is doing is into your collection of nice things you don’t really need but bought anyway.
That sapphire crystal though, it’s like bulletproof glass on a tank that never sees combat. And the 6R15 movement? It’s the kind of reliability you’d expect from a timepiece that’s more about style than substance.
In essence, it’s the watch for someone who wants to look like they could survive in the wild, but really, the wildest thing they do is choose between oat milk and almond milk in their latte.
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So, you’ve got an Omega Speedmaster, huh? Looks like the watch that claims to be designed for space but is currently stuck timing your coffee breaks on Earth. That tachymeter scale? Perfect for measuring the speed of… your walk to the fridge. And those sub-dials? They’re working harder than you ever will, trying to justify the “chronometer” tag.
And that date window? It’s so small it’s practically begging for glasses. At least it’s got a stainless steel bracelet—perfect for reflecting your stellar taste in slightly scuffed luxury.
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Als ik dit goed lees dan begrijpt chat gpt het verschil (nog) niet, tussen een chronograaf en chronometer.